Tag: #funny
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ROFL Poetry
Blinky, the world’s slowest cat lived on Mill Street in London, an unremarkable street, Until the howling cat came on the scene, wanting to be heard, When people would walk by the cat would be crawling, crawling with a tail so loooooonnnngggg, What a poor sight to see, when people would stop again, Blinky was still…
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Poetry to Make you Laugh
MY CAT LINK AND HIS YELLOW CHAIR There once was a love affair Between a cat and his yellow chair, This love was one-sided His heart was misguided, As the chair was quite unaware. BUTTER My heart did aflutter, As my fork picked up the butter. The walls did constrict, As the doctor did predict. The…
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The Animal Funny Pages-Part 2
Tessa the Flamingo and Freddie the Ferret, the Zooscapade Tessa, the flamingo, with a mouth full of shrimp, spies Freddie the ferret scampering about, What could that scoundrel be up to? Twice this month, the dirty ferret tried to steal her precious shrimp! The audacity! Tessa never met an animal so annoying as he! Freddie,…