MY CAT LINK AND HIS YELLOW CHAIR

There once was a love affair ​

Between a cat and his yellow chair,​

This love was one-sided​

His heart was misguided,​

As the chair was quite unaware.​

BUTTER​

My heart did aflutter,​

As my fork picked up the butter.​

The walls did constrict,​

As the doctor did predict.​

The waves did not slack,​

As the flow gave me a heart attack.​

THE FATTENING (THANKSGIVING)​

Fill your sodden gob with grub,​

This day you will become a ball of blub,​

The time of the fattening,​

An observance of belts loosening,​

Do you reckon your gut will regret this, bub?​